Short Arms

Reading primarily children's books for the last year has let me escape one major dilemma. My arms are too short! I finally had to break down yesterday and buy reading glasses. I can still do Dr Suess without them, but boxscores take the oh-so-attractive specs. I am going to buy ten pairs from the dollar store, since I am prone to breaking glass objects. That trait was a lot of fun when there were hundreds of baby food jars around the house.

The Baby Blues

I realize that my child is now full grown. She answers questions in complete sentences now. She is only 2 and 1/2 years old. I also figured I had ten years before boys would be a problem......I am probably naive. Last week, at her newfound favorite restaraunt, she spotted a boy of about fpur years of age. She looked at me and said "He's cute!" I live in the south, so I have already ordered a shotgun.