Short Arms

Reading primarily children's books for the last year has let me escape one major dilemma. My arms are too short! I finally had to break down yesterday and buy reading glasses. I can still do Dr Suess without them, but boxscores take the oh-so-attractive specs. I am going to buy ten pairs from the dollar store, since I am prone to breaking glass objects. That trait was a lot of fun when there were hundreds of baby food jars around the house.