Who needs drugs, we've got the Doodlebops!

We are going to Disney this upcoming week. My wife is a Disney fanatic and my daughter is becoming one. I am not anti-Disney, but they are a money making machine (excuse me, I digressed). They are having a toddler weekend featuring the Doodlebops. We don't watch much tv, so I was unaware. We bought a video to let her see them first. The other family we are meeting has a three year old Disney expert. We have to prepare our kid. It is kind of the kid version of 'keeping up with the Jones'. No rock star alive needs drugs, just buy any video of The Doodlebops. All of the sixties music must have been written after watching the Doodlebops. If they show this at all AA meetings, we would not have a drinking problem in this country.