The price of gas

We were watching Free Willy, when the whale burps. I ask her if she had ever seen a whale burp before. She looks at me and says "whales burp and they poot too". She then tells on all the whole family as she says "Daddy poots, I poot, and Mommy poots, too." No gas shortage at this house. Luckily, it was just the two of us. I feel confident she will share that in the future at a most inopportune time.