Monday, January 28, 2008

Snow Dream and Dancing Girls

Growing up in Florida, I have to admit I like snow. Of course, I live in NC, not upstate NY. I find myself this time of year addicted to the weather websites looking for a chance of snow. They may predict it ten days from now and I get my hopes up. The meteorologists are always right aren't they????

From watching the weather websites, I realize why we have a home mortgage problem in this country. It is all because of the annoying, ugly, uncoordinated dancing girl that haunts my computer. Anyone who clicks on that link to get a mortgage is guaranteed not to understand their ARM terms. The entire mortgage crisis is due to a cheesy dancing computer girl created by a nerd-boy who has never had a date.

Solution to the mortgage dilemma is to get a nerd-boy a date. Congress needs to get this boy a date. No more home mortage problem. People can continue to max out their credit cards, because house values will continue to rise. The economy will run great. Of course, this also means that we buy more Chinese toys made with lead paint. China gets richer and our kids develop brain damage. On second thought, I just need to put up with the idiotic dancing girl (or take an economics class).

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