Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Another candle.......

A year older as of yesterday for me. Too many candles to be safely lit except in the parking lot of a fire department. Even then they would need a pump truck at the ready. The problem is that I don't feel old and have to do simple math to calculate my age.

As you age your ideas of fun change.
A raucous party, no.
Too many beers and a pounding head, no.
Full contact mixed martial arts with the boys, no.
Three hours of loving, touching, squeezing, no.

Birthday at my age........
A family trip to Horton Hears a Who. The advantage to being my age and watching the movie is I know all the words to 'I can't fight that feeling.'

Movie question.....
Who has a bladder large enough to hold an entire 300 ounce large soda? Are 300 ounce sodas part of a sinister movie plot to get you to see the movie twice. I just know that I am going to have to pee at the crucial plot twist.

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